Me: No. Worms live outside. No bugs in the house.
Tru: But that other worm lives inside.
Long pause.
Me: Show me the other worm . . . . (living in a houseplant in the kitchen)
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Tru to me: When you grow up, will you be big like daddy?
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Truman makes a loud noise or otherwise disturbs a sleeping Desmond and then announces in a loud, sing song voice: He's waking up again!
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After hearing loud thunder Truman says: It sounds like Tigers roaring in the sky.
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After several conversations about "potty talk" Truman finds a loop hole and starts talking incessantly about the dung beetle: Ooooh. Dung beetles eat pooooop. And peeeeeee. Poooooopy is STANKY!
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